Any bad parts of our culture that people associate with the apps have always been there (like ghosting), but the apps just make everything happen faster, basically.America is inundated with stupid advice for young women– advice that is not only silly, but pretty horrible as well.
Please stop reading these magazines thinking you are learning anything of value and take it for what it really is. Your Friends: Although your friends don’t have ulterior motives like magazines do, they still have their handful of horrible dating advice.
First of all, most of what they think may be correct advice, they learned from the magazines I talked about above.
In fact, I can hardly stand in the checkout line anymore without seeing a headline that makes me want to vomit, cry, and die of stupidity and embarrassment all at once.
I mean, check out these headlines that I pulled from Cosmo’s website: What Guys Secretly Think of Your Hair & Makeup: The truth revealed!
Or, as they put it, trying to figure out how to “throw his disco stick a party he'll never forget." 1. "Hold his penis in one hand and lightly slap it with the other… The quick movements are a fun way to wake up his nerves." First, do women like their breasts to be “volleyed” like tennis balls? 4."Firmly hold the bottom of his shaft in one hand and slowly push it towards the base.
"To achieve sex-goddess status, you have to truly master his man bits." "Master" in both senses: the complicated way, like a Master's degree, and the mean way. you can tap it back and forth like you're volleying a tennis ball and lightly pinch the skin on his shaft and testicles. (Imagine you're pushing his penis into his body)." If — unbelievably — this doesn’t work, , you shameful, unable-to-please-a-man woman.
Why magazines, your friends, and your mother give harmful dating advice: Magazines: First let’s discuss why magazines like Cosmo, In Style, and Glamour give dating advice that is not only wrong, but downright destructive. By giving you emotional reactions to their articles, you are far more likely to keep reading.
Magazines, particularly women’s magazines are designed to sell you things. The bottom line is that their articles are meant to keep the reader’s eyes focused on the magazine so that their viewers are more likely to see and buy from the ads. If they can accomplish putting you in an insecure state, you are far more receptive to buying beauty enhancement products, clothes, and other products.
Many magazine writers are not accomplished coaches or matchmakers.
Rather, they are skilled marketers attempting to put you in a more buyer receptive state.
Throughout my long tenure writing Ridiculous Tips For A Miserable Sex Life, I've taken aim at various targets, but one publication stands out as a bastion of weird and wacky sex advice — always chipper, always in a numbered list, and always ill-advised.